Hi, I'm the Bone. I don't liked to be asked many questions because there's a lot of things I'm trying to hide.

But since you've shown enough interest to get this far... let me spill the juice.
I'm 5 foot 9, older than you'd expect, and chicks may dig me, but I'm too dumb to notice.
I am a guitar player in this band, but I know that doesn't mean shit, and not once have I tried to exploit it.
I am a cancer, and I just might be the funniest guy you know, or the biggest arseloch this side of Bavaria. That can depend on what is was that gave me a hangover.

I'm often broke, and I sometimes snore like a motherfucker.
I don't have a favorite color, cause, like, I can dig them all, man.
I like watching mob movies, and I don't carry a piece...yet.
If asked what music means to me, I would say "Notes and melodies arranged in passages".
If I was a wrestler my signature move would be the dine-and-dash.
I'm both a lover and a fighter, because I love to fight, but my diplomatic skills far exceed my upper-cuts.
Here's my home phone number, in case I've left any stones unturned:
1-604-fuc-kyou