![]() Celebrate AntiChristmas Across Canada! Saturday Dec 13, 2003 in VANCOUVER! @ the Cobalt 917 Main St. Vancouver's Only Hardcore Bar! in Toronto! @ the RockIt 120 Church St. 416-306-9922 Twas Antichristmas night on the Cobalt message board every last topic had been Elvis post- whored. JonB was pissed, off and drunk there just ain't no respect for a self respecting punk. Plow was playing that night down at Blunt Bro's smoking some doobies and scoping some ho's. Riley was exhausted, five bands in two nights drinking and trying not to get caught in the fights. Wendy slinging drinks Norm watching the door and a big pool of puke on the mens room floor. Suddenly at the door arose an unholy clatter in burst Bob Dog mad as a hatter! He yelled "bring me Saint Nick - I'll cut off his dick! I'll deck the halls with his jingle balls! I'll behead the elves, line'em up on the shelves, roast the reindeer, and chase'em with beer!" Bob paused to swig a brew, then ranted anew: "I'll decorate the tree with the caps of his knees, wrap his entrails from trunk to top, I'll cut off his head, just to make sure he's dead, then throw it at a cop!" Bob Dog took a deep breath, sated by Santa's death, and raised his drink in salute: "Come on down to the show, fuck all that ho ho ho, Christmas is merely here for me to pollute!" poem posted by Canibal Scroll down for Photos and Videos from Past Performances. DEDLIVE ARCHIVE![]()
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![]() AntiChristMass Party Dog Eat Dogma Christ Complex AutoPussy Friday 13th, December 2002 @ the Astoria Hotel
Meet SantiChrist ... Live in person ! The world's favourite dirty old man. Free Polaroid Photos for any bad girl brave enough to sit on SantiChrist's lap.
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Halloween Horror Excellent PRIZES for Best Costume. Concert Tix... CDs... Gift Certificates... Tattoos... Etc.
Check out this VIDEO by PAUL VERGE from the 2002 Helloween Party! |
Dog Eat Dogma CROSS CANADA deTOUR 2003 The death defying dog eat dogma takes a nightmare journey across the winter wasteland wilderness of this great country. Read the online daily journal of this wild rollercoaster ride, from start to finish. Feel free to add your own comments!
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